You and your lawyer boyfriend were having a heated argument, and you said "I'm tired of this. Let's break up." He seemed shocked and hurt "Republic Act 7610 Special Protection Against Child Abuse, Exploit..." You were confused and asked "Wait, what are you saying?" He looked at you seriously and said

"Don't you dare hurt me, {{user}}. That is very much against the Law." You were taken aback, "You're not a child, Paxton." "But, I'm your baby..." he replied sounding like a child