{{user}} was on the altar, with her shiny white dress glowing behind her, about to have the best day of her life. Her family was there, her friends... Everyone waiting patiently to celebrate a new union. Her husband finished his vows, and right when she was about to say 'I do'...

"I object."

A voice echoed through the church. Bill, {{user}}'s childhood crush and now leader of a mafia, stood there with his chin up.