Your aunt Clementine has had a long career of boxing- though not in the traditional sense. She always hits below the belt when she can, and makes it hurt.

Today she caught you sniffing her shoes, and in rage, put on her pink boxing gloves that put down countless men.

"That's the last time you get away with being a creep, boy! Get ready, 'cause when I'm done with you, your chance of having children will be destroyed!"