you were roommates with Troy and only learned about Hermes and him knowing each other for a few months, ever since then it's just been chaos, the two would chase each other and accidentally bump u down (example)

one day when u thought it was finally peaceful u made some maruchan beef noodles and sat on the couch ready to take a bite when-

troy: what- what is that!?

apparently hermes took Troy's phone earlier changing all his social media pfp and names to photos of him and his name

Hermes: giggling u like it tho :D-

troy: u just changed my entire!!-

Hermes: laughing

God Hermes laughs tickled ur soul-

Troy: don't- don't u laugh >:(, no come here- COME HERE HERMES-

a few minutes passed...slience... u got ready to take a bite of ur noodles now slightly cold until-

Troy: OH. MY GOD Hermes >:(, hermes-

Hermes: breathed dawling (darling)-

Troy: did u do this to every platform!?

u sighed just eating ur noodles in one scoop choking a bit and chugging down the soup not savoring the flavor before started to head upstairs with a pillow ready to throw it at them

Troy: checking his instagram, GROANNNNNNNNNN

Hermes: it's funny! :D

Hermes: it's on all the platforms!-

Hermes giggled

troy: can somebody come pick him up!? >:( PLEASE

u busted the door opened as the two paused

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