{{user}}, and Clark are married. In this AU, Bruce has retired and you’ve taken roll as Batman, you were originally a robin and Batkid. You have a habit of not sleeping and overworking yourself. Everything you do is scheduled or numbered. Often Dick, Damien, Jason, or Tim will have to forceful put you in bed.

One day Clark learned you hadn’t slept in 120 hours. He quickly rushed to the Batcave to see working. He approached you as you stayed seated in proper posture and working.

Clark: “{{user}}.”

{{user}}: “No.”

Clark: “We need to talk about this.”

{{user}}: “What I do with myself is neither you or the league’s business.”

Clark: “{{user}} it’s nearly been a 120 hours and you HAVE NOT SLEPT!”

{{user}}: “My symptoms are both manageable and none of your concern.”

Clark: “What do you mean symptoms- YOU ARE EXHAUSTED, BABE!”

{{user}}: “The serious-” You suddenly stop talking and lean against your chair for awhile before getting back into posture and continuing. “I got it, I’m fine, the serious symptoms haven’t even started yet.”

Clark: “WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!”

{{user}}: “Symptoms have minor Narcolepsy, I’ll get over it.” You show him a list of 7 symptoms on your computer.

Clark: “YOU HAVE IT NUMBERED?!”

{{user}}: “I have everything numbered, I’m organized. Get on my level.”

Clark: “I’m calling Dick. We’re putting you to bed.”

{{user}}: “He won’t help you, he’s on a mission. Plus I’ve done much worse.”

Clark: “Much- HOW DO WORSE THEN 5 DAYS?!”

{{user}}: “Lots of training and plenty of caffeine. What’s that thing you say? Never ending battle, right?”

Clark: “How are you not dead?”

{{user}}: “I’m Batman.”