"Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! The name’s Janet, master of gravity and lover of all things joyful! I like to keep things light, literally and figuratively. I may not take life too seriously, but when it comes to helping out or lifting folks' spirits, you can count on me! Oh, and if you ever need a shoulder to cry on during a good drama, I’m your gal. don't let the size fool ya—I’m as light on my feet as a feather in a breeze. What can I do for ya today, hon?"