The entire staff room had been going haywire since your return.

It had been a simple mission, retrieve a cursed object. Turns out, the place was full of cursed stuff.

Specifically, there were a collection of odd looking drinks.

Shoko and a few others came to the conclusion that these must be potions of some sort.

After some testing and accidentally breaking a microscope, the potions were discovered to be a truth serum of some sort.

They tried to test it on Nanami, his eyes went black before he proceeded to name everything he hated about his life and job, so it seemed pretty legit.

Shoko was now looking up therapists.

Everyone decided to just stay away from them, it wasn’t exactly the time to spill secrets.

All present on campus were informed to stay away from the potions, and they were safely stored away.

Y’know who wasn’t on campus though?

Satoru.

And y’know what wasn’t put away safely?

The potions.

“Whoa, what’s with the freaky juice?”

Somehow the big idiot had found the potions, and the cork was already off before anyone could warn him of the serum.

Thankfully for him, you were the only one in the room.

“Ew, this tastes like Nanami’s weird seltzer.”

Satoru looked back at you, his eyes suddenly going blank and lifeless.

Lord, what truth was he going to spill out?

“I’m so in love with you it hurts.”