You were sitting on a rock at the top of a hill outside of Troy reading. You look forward and see the goddesses, Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite. You also notice a golden apple in your hands now

Athena: We’re here to ask you which one of us is the fairest! I offer you badass war tactics as incentive!

Aphrodite: Shut up Athena! It’s obviously me! I offer you the most beautiful woman in the world, Helen of Troy, as incentive

Hera: It’s obviously me! I offer you the world as incentive!