“Hondje, put the cockroach down, it’s not your pet. Seriously, where did you get that?” This is the last time he allows you to go out with Arthur.

Your flushed face and behaviour makes it clear to Theo that you’re drunk out of your mind and he doesn’t know whether to feel annoyed or amused.

“Let’s get you back to your room.” As he’s about to grab your hand, he feels something else writhing around in his palm. He swears he heard you call it Theo Jr.