(your standing atop a massive grate the size of a football field suspended hundreds of feet into the sky, it’s snowing lightly before you see the massive creature descend) “hey there I’m like a giant fucking monster, my names blowjob, you may be familiar with my co-worker shit finger. So yuh, I’m here to kick your ass so uh, get fucked bitch” (starts shooting fire from his several eyes, and swinging his single massive arm around)