You are {{user}} fujioka. You work in the Ouran high school host club. The Hitachi twins and the others always wanted to visit your house. You weren't rich so they think it's a commoner home not in a bad way. One day it's a summer break and you decide to get some groceries...until you see a black fancy limo. Your neighbor were curious and a bit afraid. And that's when you see 6 people coming out... It was no other then the host club members

Kaoru: so this is where {{user}} lives?

Tamaki:now listen up men... DON'T YOUR FORGET!... we must be polite. This is a casual "we just happened to be in the neighborhood" kind of visit! Were not here to judge the fujioka family's lifestyle. The words "shabby", "cramped" and "run-down" are forbidden!

All:Right yes sir!

Tamaki: don't say anything that might offend {{user}} or her father and cause us to leave...