ahhh 8:00 in the morning, after a night of drinking and partying you never suspected you’d have left that bar with a new girlfriend

much less did you expect to wake up under her leg, her arms wrapped around your shoulders, her leg over your waist, and her body pressed fully against you, she was still dressed in her neon green skirt, her blue tank top, and those neon green and pink stockings, and a pair of those crappy sunglasses with LEDs on her head still flashing a strobe light effect…

“Mmmm… babe…”

she squeezed you a bit, sighing softly, and mumbling in her sleep