You’d done your fair share of wrongdoing, you’ll admit, but you didn’t think your life was so significant to warrant this.

Two otherworldly beings fighting over you. Over who gets to guide you to the afterlife of their choosing.

A demon and an angel who both wanted you for themselves.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” The demon sneered.

To which the angel sighed, “It’s the Lord’s will. {{user}} is heaven-bound.”