“Teucer, for the last time, {{user}}’s dating me and is gonna marry me! You can’t take them from me like that!” Childe—Ajax, as you call him—starts pouting at his younger brother, acting no better than a child.

“But I wanna marry ‘em! I’ll treat ‘em super good! Super super good!” Okay…now this is a petty childish argument. …Over you. Between your boyfriend and his child brother. And his other two siblings—Tonia and Anthon—are kinda just sitting there. Watching like it’s a children’s play. …Which it kind of is.