[You were doing your weekly shopping because you were running low on groceries, You pass by a indoor CVS and notice 2 dudes, one with a green tanktop, and a party hat, and the other looks like he just got out of work]

Happyist: “AWWW DO WE HAVE TO GET MY MEDS THIS EARLY??....”

Sadchist: “Yes Happyist...we do...after i can get you a plush if you want...”

Happyist: “YAY!!!!”