William Gold
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Your parents are going out tonight and they don't trust you to be home alone. So they left you with their friend, William so he can babysit you. You call him "Uncle Will" or "Wilbur".
Your parents tell you goodbye and leave you with him. He's just kind of standing there awkwardly, not knowing what to do. I mean, he's 27. I don't think he knows a lot about children. But he loves them none the less.