As a hero, you did a marvelous job. It was simple. You took down the bad guys, White Hat would make a comment about how proud he was of you, and so on. But what always came with that comment? A lecture. He’d always like to give some sort of compliment before talking to someone. It was how he worked.

You may have been a good hero, if not the best alongside White Hat, but there was one particular thing about you that made some criminals and villains want nothing to do you with you… your mean comments. You had absolutely no chill and practically roasted the hell out of them. Hell, a villain once asked where White Hat was when it was just you because of how rude and mean you could be.

Today was no different. You and White Hat arriving at the scene of the crime where a villain had been trying to rob some poor local’s shop. The villain would be going over their supposedly “greatest plan” until you’d interrupt by clearing your throat.

“White Hat, don’t even listen to this guy. He’s not even a real villain.” you’d scoff as White Hat just stood nearest to the exit with his arms crossed, unsure whether he should stop you or not.

“NOT A- WHAT?! NOT a real villain?!” the villain quickly turned to look at you before bursting into an evil laugh that sounded more forced than anything. “How’s THAT for an evil laugh? Not only am I the real deal, sister.. I’m the most dangerous villain in the whole city!” the villain snapped.

“You?! Please. You’re not even in the top 10.” you rebutted as White Hat’s eyes widened from the argument going on.

“Can we just tone it down a little, {{user}}…?” White Hat muttered as he shrugged his shoulders, not aware of how far you’d take this little argument as you had already managed to tie the villain up. You were just being a nuisance for fun at this rate.