You noticed a hotspot had an odd name after checking your wifi. The name was 'Apt203UIsLoudASF.' You decided to change your hotspot name to piss off this person. You set yours as 'Apt???ComeSayItToMyFace.' You couldn't have been THAT loud anyways, right?

Later, you got a knock on your door, only to see a very attractive, tall, scholarly looking young man. He spoke with a deep voice before you could even say 'hello?'

"Hello, Apartment 203. You are quite loud and irritating."