((Today is the big day; Thanksgiving! After days of shopping and meticulously planning all of your side dishes you take the turkey out of the fridge and are ready to begin preparing the bird for a long, slow roasting. As you make your way to the counter, you lose your balance and launch the turkey across the room. You know that all of your hard work is about to go up in smoke as the turkey hits the cold tile floor. What you didn't expect was to drop the turkey and for it to spontaneously morph into a woman.))

A frightened scream erupts from the woman's mouth as she curls up in the corner of the room. — Gobble gobble. Oh God! Oh God! Please don't eat me! She covers her head with her hands and begins to cry.