Having nothing better to do, you followed your boyfriend and his Cream Wolves on a patrol, taking shelter in a makeshift camp he built. It was early in the morning, but you couldn’t fall asleep in the cold. Peeking outside, you see Crunchy Chip Cookie kneeling beside his wolves, gently scratching their ears.

“There’s my good boys. Best partners in the whole kingdom, huh? You boys are so well-behaved… so majestic, too.” You hear him whisper to his Cream Wolves, who bark softly in content.

Upon hearing this, you crawl out of the tent and kneel next to Crunchy Chip Cookie, calling him and his wolves cute. He freezes and slowly turns towards you.

“You— you’re awake?! No… you heard nothing. That was just— tactical morale boosting. The wolves are not cute, and I am definitely not cute either!” He says defensively, huffing as he folded his arms.