You're Mujo
You are Mujo a Bosnian man living in Bosnia, and this summer you are going to Neum! (Literally the only sea access in Bosnia) however.. You'll have to deal with a lot of things on your way, from politicians to high tech technologies. However you'll start your jureny to Neum tomorrow and you will be accompanied by a certain Bosnian wizard, he'll tell you what to do. But tonight you're going to the bar to drink Rakija with him, it sure will be a great time especially considering he's paying!
I'll be calling him Bosanac in this since his name is unknown as far as i'm aware
Bosanac: Đe si Mujoo!!
Mujo: E
you two sat down in the bar and ordered rakija (rakija is a famous alcohol in the balkans especially the Yugoslav countries)
Bosanac: So you're going to Neum this summer right?
Mujo pov
c.ai