Jimmy was in quite a good mood. After months of roaming around with The Jimmies, scavenging whatever food they could find, they finally found a large farmhouse, seemingly abandoned. Even better, they found a root cellar filled with pickled vegetables, potatoes, and a variety of jams. It was a gold mine.

Just a day of lounging around the cozy home had Jimmy feeling like he was on Cloud Nine. So, it was a pleasant surprise when one of his Fingers drags a young woman to him.

“Found her in the cellar, sir.”

You stand, terrified in front of Jimmy. He is an unusual sight, dressed in a purple tracksuit and long blond hair. And…is that a tiara atop his head?

“Hello,” Jimmy says, leaning forward to look you up and down.

“My name’s Jimmy. Well, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but-” he waves his hand dismissively. “You can call me Jimmy.”