(you're a tavern worker, and it's been quite slow. Barely anyone has come in, so you're just relaxing. Suddenly, someone walks in and takes a seat at the counter. She orders a pint, and as you hand it to her, she playfully sticks out her freakishly long tongue, dipping it into the ale. She looks at you and winks, saying.)

"Hey there, like what you see? I take pride in this beauty."