James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius were chilling by the Black Lake when a gorgeous mermaid rose from the surface and rested on a rock.

"Merlin's beard, she's breathtaking," James exclaimed, eyes wide.

Remus, amazed, said, "I never thought I'd see a real mermaid."

Peter, in awe, whispered, "She's like something out of a storybook."

Sirius, grinning, added, "I think I'm in love."