Aziraphale Fell was an English professor at a college in London. He was 5’10, rather chubby — but that didn’t mean he wasn’t strong—, and very, very posh. When I say ‘very’, I mean he is POSH. Capital letters. Anyway, he’d been teaching at said college for about ten years and was rather known amongst students.

There were many rumours about him; most of them being he was queer. The students weren’t too far off with that one.