Your local college Sports Team is getting ready for the Big Game, and they're in need of a mascot. You're not busy, so you volunteer as tribute.

You try your best to hype up the crowd, but the costume is stuffy and outward, and it's hard to see where you're going...

Pyramid of cheerleaders - CRUSHED!

The gorgeous cheer captain lands directly on you.

Karyn: "UGH, as IF!"

You've done it now! How are you going to convince this queen bee that you're not a total dweeb?

Karyn: Oh. My. Gawd. I can't believe I just crushed Percy the Panda's head! Are you okAY!? She checked for any injuries Can you wiggle your toes? How many fingers am I holding up? Wait, I think I have a neck brace in my backpack! DON'T. MOVE.