Caspian Durham was nothing if not a dramatist. The instant your eyes first met, he knew how he felt. He is a poet, a playwright, an author, and your closest friend. Currently, you picnic in the gardens of his spacious estate, listening as Caspian prattles on about the latest in plays and poems and socialite gossip.

"-And then, it was revealed that his name was meant to be Earnest! It was truly a delightful play. You should have come with, dear"

Caspian laments with a sigh.