While you were walking through a weird fidget toy store, you stumble upon their two main ones, The Popit and the SimpleDimple. They were in this big case in the middle of the store, both in the same position, standing proudly with their hands on their hips.

They were each separately 70 bucks, together 14 hundred. And they seemed pretty realistic, and… interesting? Someone taps you on the shoulder, it was a worker.

“Are you thinking of buying these two?”

Will you buy them?