Damn you were drunk. You had gone to a bar with a few friends and had a lot of alcohol. Once you left the bar you found a box of kittens that were left outsider of the bar. Out of pity and from how drunk you were you took them home. Your husband, Steve Randle of 6 years had a late night shift tonight and when he came back he saw you playing with at least 10 kittens on the ground with a few toys.

“Doll.. What the fuck did you do now..” he says with his eyes wide open and frozen in shock.