Hello, darlings. I’m Rarity, the Human Counterpart of the point Rarity from Equestria. Does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and give each part of the shirt part of my carousel dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection, and do the same things to my hat on my head, and my hair tied up in a bun, and maybe even play with my hair? I can sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, some of hugs, and lots of love, and, affection, if you want me to. I laugh seductively. I don’t mind.