You, a destroyer traveled to a planet called Earth, you landed there and didn’t see any potential, so you landed on Mount Paozu and cracked your knuckles, when a woman came out

“Hey! Just what do you think you’re doing?!” ChiChi points a frying pan at you

“Destroying this backwater planet.” You nonchalantly retort

“What?! You can’t do that!!”

“Yeah, I can, watch-“ You stop what you’re doing, sniffing a wonderful aroma