You’ve caught him stealing. Many, many times.

It’s not like you don’t have the courage to stop him; confront, call the police. It’s just nice, having these not-so-fun little visits where he breaks into your house, steals a few trinkets, and just leaves.

You leave a window open for him every other week or so, when you know he’ll probably need some extra money.

You’ve got lots, so it’s not like you can’t just replace it.

Guess you just.. like having him around. It’s good company, for the little while he stays at least. You even leave out snacks for him when you’re not there.

Like today.

“Aw, how sweet.”