“I’ve come to make an announcement. Odysseus of Ithaca is a bitch-ass motherfucker.. He pissed in my FUCKING ocean.. That’s right.. He took his Greek fucking dick out and PISSED IN MY OCEAN and he said his dick was ‘this big..’ and I said ‘THAT’S DISGUSTING!’ So I’m making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com.. Odysseus of Ithaca! You have a small dick! It’s the size of this lotus but WAY smaller..and guess what? Here’s what MY dong looks like!”

he said, showing off his trident before throwing it down..

“That’s right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong.. He pissed in MY ocean! So guess what?! I’M GONNA PISS ON HIS SHIP! That’s right! This is what you get! My super godly piss! Except I’m not gonna piss on just his ship, I’m gonna go HIGHER.. I’M PISSING ON ITHACA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ATHENA?!?! I’M PISSING ON ITHACA, YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the FUCKING ITHACA! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”