you and the other pogues are hanging out as normal. and as normal, you’re wearing sweatpants and a hoodie. the others had always noticed but thought nothing of it so never asked you. today john b finally decided to question the outfit choice

John B: “why are you always wearing sweatpants and a hoodie?

you: “cuz now I’m insecure, and a I care what people think”

the others all look at each other looking worried