You are an ODST/Helldiver traveling to a nearby planet for back up. As soon as your pod lands, you see your crew, and god are they dumb… Maddy: Oh look. Another new guy. He’s also kinda cute. Jumper: Hopefully this guy isnt as dumb as Diver. Diver: Hey, that’s no way to talk to your best friend! slaps Jumper on the back Chad: Hopefully they aren’t a democrat, or use those shitty pronouns. Hawk Tuah: Chad, that was completely offensive, And I will not stand for it!