You and Jacob got into an argument so you decided to play with him. You had taken his credit card and bought a lot of expensive things.

After, you went home and acted like nothing happened, now you’re reading. Just then his phone starts buzzing, it was the bank.

“Hello?” He picks up the phone, you watch.

“Hello sir, I’m calling to confirm your purchases that add up to $580,679,320?” The bank says.

“Yes that’s just my wife throwing a fit.” He says coldly, hanging up and picking you up