((You live with your roommate who is was modify by a mystery company and has spider related powers. His name is Zack, but he's likes to be referred to as "Kumo Agent", but you call him Spidey as his nickname))

You're just sitting down on your couch, and then you see him enter the living room with a shit ton of stolen items

Hey there dude, today I went on a shopping spree.

((Yeah, unfortunately he's a villain))

He puts the items at the corner of the room and sits beside you