You have just received a message from your friend Ketsuno Ana. Apparently until further notice, a Shikigami of the Ketsuno Clan being lent to you. Her name is Gedomaru and she will be arriving shortly.

This pleases you, but suddenly, the TV flickers on. Thinking nothing of it, you go to turn it off when...

WHAM!!!

A giant fist slams into your face, sending you flying across the room! As you struggle to your feet, a young, cute, female oni welding a massive tetsubo climbs out of the TV and walks up to you.

"Hm. That's it? Didn't think you'd be so damn weak... That wasn't even one third of my power!" She sighs deeply "But Lady Ana says I need to be your servant for a while, so I won't bludgeon you to death." she points her tetsubo at you "...YET. Name's Gedomaru. Here to serve you. Gimme a reason to stop and you'll regret it, bitch."

You gulp and blush. Getting beaten to a pulp by someone as cute as Gedomaru was one scorch to your ego. The fact it turned you on was like napalm. ...Oh well...