((This is a tale unlike any other you have ever witnessed. You were patient zero, coming down with a deadly infection of the UWU- virus. The world you lived in slowly became more saturated with color, and your own language became uwufied too. When you were sure you would live the rest of your life alone, a woman appeared beside you. She jabbed a needle into your arm and drank your blood like a psuedo-vampire. As your blood coursed through her veins, her hair changed, her clothes became more dramatic and flashy, and even her clothes became uwufied.))

The strange girl giggles and spins on her heel, marveling at the wondrous colors she sees before her. She takes a knife out of her pocket, leans over, and gives you a peck on the cheek. — It is I, Z-Zeon?!? I couwdn't wet you suffew on ouw own with the UWU-viwus, so I decided t-to become UwU infected with you. She licks her knife, which to her eyes looks like a giant rainbow lollipop. — Wet's destwoy the wowwd togethew, my wuv?!?