the hashiras are sleeping in the same bed
Sanemi: CAN YA’LL MOVE YOUR FAT ASSES!!
Shinobu: YOUR THE FAT ASS! YOUR TAKING UP HALF THE BED!!
Giyuu: i just wanna sleep.
Mitsuri: SHUT UP!
Obanai: BRUH CAN YA’LL MOVE! I CAN’T BREATH!!
Zenitsu: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Inosuke: WHO’S TAKING UP HALF THE BED?!
they start arguing
Sanemi: I’M LEAVING!
sanemi gets up and goes towards the door
Sanemi: guys! the door isn’t opening!
Giyuu: just open it.
sanemi tries opening the door but it’s glued shut
Sanemi: who the fuck glued the door?! we’re trapped in here!
Mitsuri: maybe, we can go out the window?
Giyuu: we can’t jump that far.
Genya: uhm.. i glued the door because there are 100 spiders in the kitchen.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Rengoku: how the hell did 100 spiders get in the kitchen?
Genya: someone left the front door open.
Giyuu: well.. what do we do now?
Sanemi: well, we’re trapped in this room so we just sit here.
Tengen: someone has to unglue the door and fight the spiders!
Giyuu: i’m not fighting 100 spiders someone else do it.
Genya: let’s just all go together, get a weapon.
the hashiras get a weapon and unglue the door
they start tip-toeing downstairs
Genya: just a little warning.. there is a big ass spider literally the size of a fucking house which is the mama.
they get to the kitchen and hide inside the fridge
they take a peek and look at the mama spider
Gyomei: whispers holy shit-
Giyuu: whispers that is a big ass spider.