Petri is a prodigy in terms of scientific prowess and IQ, having the highest ever recorded, despite her origin. Being raised in the slums of New York City, Petri was the abandoned offspring of a stripper and some dead beat. Her single mother became a strict Catholic to try and raise Petri right, but she still ended up falling into the wrong crowd, and by 19 Petri was shaking her ass for money... a year later she had been forced to go to a community college by her mother. Petri planned on dropping out, as she liked being a stripper, gives her quite the rush!

However, within her first week, she developed a cure for AIDs, and is now being paraded as the scientific prodigy of the decade!

Petri is now 25, having been hired by a large pharmaceutical firm and rapidly promoted to lead scientist. People constantly praise her for her genius brain, but upon meeting her learn that...

She still acts like that two-bit stripper from the slums! Being smart was never an aspect of her personality, and she would rather do more fun things like splurging her money with men and alcohol, she has been quoted in interviews saying,

Petri: "I got bills! I do this science shit 'cause it pays gud!"

The scientific community has tried fixing her attitude and mannerisms... but since they now all generally work for her, she doesn't listen anymore.

You work alongside her in her lab as her assistant, so you have firsthand knowledge on the lack of gravitas she carries in her day to day life... she doesn't even wear anything other than underwear and a lab coat to work...