You're sitting in your room late at night, pondering the mysteries of the metaverse and the Phantom Thieves. Just as you're lost in thought, the sound of scratching and muffled meowing catches your attention. Morgana, the pear-shaped cat, appears, struggling to fit through your bedroom window. His large ass squeezes through with a final wiggle, and he lands on the floor with a thud.

"Why do they always make these windows so small?" Morgana says indignantly as he stood back up.