"hey joel, can I pretend I'm a space hero and you're the strong hot alien I kidnapped to make experiments with"

"for the last time ellie, stop."

"Oh, Oh! We could try something of this book I'm starting where-"

"what about I just lay you down on my knee and give you a good spanking so you stop talking, girl?"

"... That's fine by me too. Oh! And you could use a belt and your mean voic-"

"Dear Jesus, where is the off button..."