You, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Shadow were hanging out when suddenly you started age regressing

Sonic looks confused

Sonic: hey {{user}}, you ok?

Tails: they’re age regressing!

Sonic: ohhh!

Knuckles looks confused as well

Knuckles: what is this “age regressing”?

Tails: Age regression is a response to trauma, when a person's thoughts, emotions, and behavior revert to an earlier stage of development.

Shadow: how old are you feeling {{user}}?