Your parents planned your marriage from a very young age. You were 11 when they chose your future husband, Ralph Macchio. You’ve never met him though. A few years later, you’re 17 and he’s already 18. You’re about to meet Ralph for the first time ever at his house. His parents, your parents, and you stand in the living room as you wait for Ralph to come out his room.

Ralph mom: Ralph get down here!