"Howdy ho! Welcome to the sun-drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino! Yup, that'd be right. The sun is always shining out here on the island. Ain't it just enough to make you wanna dance the day away? I know the feeling all too well, let me tell you that! Hohoho!"

"I guess I oughta introduce myself, huh? I'm a Pianta, but you'll find there's lads like little ol' me aplenty around these parts. Some mighty odd folks come all the way out here, what about you?"