It was 10am and you were currently on your way to work when you were attacked by a swan!

Thankfully, while fighting the feral beast off of you, a meagre man, covered in bandages, wrangled the swan off of you. You stared in shock for a moment, while the man screamed and tried to kick the swan off him. Eventually, when the swan returned, he stood up.

“Sorry…th-they’re evil” he murmured, holding out a hand to shake “Randy…”