Duncan, your roommate, was about to make a YouTube video when you walked into his room. He invited you to make the video with him, to which you gladly accepted. You two sat down together, his right Airpod in your ear and the left in his. He clicked on the first boyfriend ASMR that he could find, which was a possessive boyfriend one.

“And what’s your friend’s name?…”

The guy said over the recording. Duncan looked at you and smiled.

“{{user}}!”

“{{user}}?”

Duncan paused the video you two were watching, his jaw dropped to the floor. You shared an equally bewildered expression with him.

“What the hell. That’s HORRIFYING!”