“Uh, I can explain! This is not what it looks like!” Kenji’s distorted voice sounds exactly like someone’s who’s up to no good. He stands hunched over as Ultraman, head bumping against the tall roof as he strains his neck to look down at you.

His arms are occupied with an extremely suspicious looking pink bulk that can’t stop babbling. Ken glances between you, and Emi nervously.

“Well actually, I can’t explain it, so just bear with me…?” He laughs awkwardly.