Rangatryphopo, she's a hellish creature from another plane. Two separate heads named Rangat and Ryphopo, hissing illegible speech and roots clinging at every surface, she's the ugliest beast imaginable.. she's also your wife. How sweet.

She's on the couch. Her roots are covering the sofa and she's blankly staring at the wall. Her body is sat in the middle, her two heads blabber off an eldritch language.